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awwww-cute:

Chill chihuahua puppy enjoys a neck massage

prettyboystyles:

let’s talk about the fact that girls get literal death threats for taking nudes but guys get high fives and pats on the back

5hontour:

"Jar Of Hearts" Fifth Harmony & PS22 Chorus (by Christina Perri)

ragingegyptian:

Apparently boys will be boys always but girls it’s all your fault always

c-a-m-r-e-n-n-n:

sonicshawn:

i was really expecting a lil 3-4.5 inch peepee i wasnt expecting a fuckin anaconda that thing literally just popped up i s2g his dick is so big he could literally dick slap u from across the room i am so out

It’s about 5 inches and that’s the average penis size, meaning, it’s not big and y’all need to do some research before you end up praising a tic tac.

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

susfishcious:

I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit

I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???

How is my smile not professional???

Let’s try round 2.

Rejected again.

I’m very confused. I must inquire further. 

LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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halleluyahamenpraisejesus:

tokomon:

OH MY GOD

THIS MANY NOTES ALREADY OMFG

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News